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November 14, 2020

“The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30% of their ice cream” – Bill Murray

September 20, 2018

“Follow your passion. Stay true to yourself. Never follow someone else's path unless you're in the woods and you're lost and you see a path. By all means, you should follow that.” - Ellen DeGeneres

September 6, 2018

Always Remember: "AN APPLE A DAY KEEPS EVERYONE AWAY, IF YOU THROW IT HARD ENOUGH."

August 24, 2018

"Failure is the condiment that gives success it's flavor." - Truman Capote

August 17, 2018

"Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow" - Mark Twain

August 10, 2018

"All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy." - Spike Milligan


August 6, 2018

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else. - Will Rogers

July 30, 2018

A WORD TO THE WISE AIN'T NECESSARY, IT IS THE STUPID ONES WHO NEED ALL THE ADVICE - Bill Cosby

July 29, 2018

If you fall, I'll always be there. - The Floor

July 17, 2018

"I had a great meeting with NATO. They have paid $33 Billion more and will pay hundreds of Billions of Dollars more in the future, only because of me." - Donald Trump

July 17, 2018

"Whatever you are, be a good one." - Abraham Lincoln

July 13, 2018

"Sometimes you climb out of bed in the morning and you think, I'm not going to make it, but you laugh inside - remembering all the times you've felt that way." - Charles Bukowski

July 12, 2018

Daily's Quotes: Declaration "I used to do drugs -- I still do, But I used to, too." - Mitch Hedberg

July 12, 2018

"Accept who you are. Unless you're a serial killer" - Ellen Degeneres

July 5, 2018

"They usually have two tellers in my local bank, except when it's very busy, when they have one." - Rita Rudner

June 30, 2018

I did a push-up today. Well, actually I fell down. But I had to use my arms to get back up so... You know... Close Enough. I need some chocolate.

June 15, 2018

"Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons." - Woody Allen

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