November 14, 2020
“The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30% of their ice cream” – Bill Murray
September 20, 2018
“Follow your passion. Stay true to yourself. Never follow someone else's path unless you're in the woods and you're lost and you see a path. By all means, you should follow that.” - Ellen DeGeneres
September 6, 2018
Always Remember: "AN APPLE A DAY KEEPS EVERYONE AWAY, IF YOU THROW IT HARD ENOUGH."
August 24, 2018
"Failure is the condiment that gives success it's flavor." - Truman Capote
August 17, 2018
"Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow" - Mark Twain
August 10, 2018
"All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy." - Spike Milligan
August 6, 2018
Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else. - Will Rogers
July 30, 2018
A WORD TO THE WISE AIN'T NECESSARY, IT IS THE STUPID ONES WHO NEED ALL THE ADVICE - Bill Cosby
July 29, 2018
If you fall, I'll always be there. - The Floor
July 17, 2018
"I had a great meeting with NATO. They have paid $33 Billion more and will pay hundreds of Billions of Dollars more in the future, only because of me." - Donald Trump
July 17, 2018
"Whatever you are, be a good one." - Abraham Lincoln
July 13, 2018
"Sometimes you climb out of bed in the morning and you think, I'm not going to make it, but you laugh inside - remembering all the times you've felt that way." - Charles Bukowski
July 12, 2018
Daily's Quotes: Declaration "I used to do drugs -- I still do, But I used to, too." - Mitch Hedberg
July 12, 2018
"Accept who you are. Unless you're a serial killer" - Ellen Degeneres
July 5, 2018
"They usually have two tellers in my local bank, except when it's very busy, when they have one." - Rita Rudner
June 30, 2018
I did a push-up today. Well, actually I fell down. But I had to use my arms to get back up so... You know... Close Enough. I need some chocolate.
June 15, 2018
"Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons." - Woody Allen
