What company slogans should really say.
November 14, 2020
Q-tips Cotton Swabs - You use them in your ear even though we say not too.
September 29, 2018
3D CREST WHITESTRIPS - Teeth So White, They Can't Dance
September 10, 2018
Hot Pockets: every bite is a different temperature.
September 10, 2018
Radioshack: You've Got QUESTIONS - We've Got NOTHING
August 26, 2018
Chick-fil-A: You always crave it on Sundays.
August 26, 2018
Hamburger Helper: MOM'S TIRED
August 10, 2018
Monopoly: A Great Way To Ruin Friendships
August 10, 2018
Netflix: Spend More Time Searching Than Actually Watching
August 5, 2018
McDonald's: Because You Only Have $4
August 5, 2018
July 31, 2018
Lexmark: Our ink is more expensive than our printers.
July 31, 2018
Best Buy: Try it out before buying it on Amazon
July 25, 2018
Crayola: The white one is useless
July 25, 2018
PROGRESSIVE: Flo is annoying.
July 24, 2018
WebMD: Convince yourself that you have a terminal illness.
July 24, 2018
IKEA: WE THROW IN EXTRA PARTS JUST TO MESS WITH YOU.
